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I vound yer Cat , he is not friendly. #Donchakno

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#oml’th awww…. vound evil in ye fields I vonder vhat’s is on it. maybe it’s a Weird Al Yankovic’s tape of hollywood intercourse’th @alyankovic 

#oml’th awww…. vound evil in ye fields I vonder vhat’s is on it. maybe it’s a Weird Al Yankovic’s tape of hollywood intercourse’th @alyankovic 

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An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand. The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it.' The guy shouts back, "I'm a Teabagger, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron." The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more." - Lisa D. Bonnet
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