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#Vowzers i vant to go’th to yer land of these are ye sturdy horses of a healthy farm don cha kno F’sberg Austria? Hmm? #didjchakno #djk   hmm……  United Amish Airlines?  38Need a #slogan Any #Ideas? #Birdjello Industries.Photo By http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damien_Hirst

#Vowzers i vant to go’th to yer land of these are ye sturdy horses of a healthy farm don cha kno F’sberg Austria? Hmm? #didjchakno #djk   hmm……  United Amish Airlines?  38Need a #slogan Any #Ideas? #Birdjello Industries.

Photo By http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damien_Hirst

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An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand. The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it.' The guy shouts back, "I'm a Teabagger, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron." The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more." - Lisa D. Bonnet
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